Not my “Jerk-y” Review

Should I have any reason to travel to Toronto just to eat at this Caribbean restaurant, Jerk Spot, it would be from the influence of this one impassioned Yelp review:

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I mean, how he speaks with hateful vehemence in this review is enough to persuade me to at least try a taster of the “shitty little piece of bread” he later on describes. The analogies and appropriate placements of inappropriate content make his review like an advertisement for a horror movie: “THE IMAGES WILL HAUNT YOU AFTER YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF!” or “THIS SCAREFEST WILL HAVE YOU RUNNING OUT THE THEATRE!”, but his comments instead are

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and

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The reviews, really, should scare you away– but aren’t you at the same time tempted to experience what’s being advertised as a show or meal to test your limits?

Anyway, I never went to Jerk Spot, and apparently   JeffReviewYelp5, which is just hilarious.

I give this review a

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